The thoughts and musings of the little short not so fat now,ugly twit in the corner.
Tuesday, 22 December 2009
3 days to go!..................
Thursday, 17 December 2009
Isn't that just typical................................................
Tuesday, 15 December 2009
Why do I get the feeling?................
Sunday, 6 December 2009
I hate to say this.........but!...........ROLL ON THE SUMMER LOLOLOL
Saturday, 5 December 2009
Long Blog ago in Bethlehem............
Saturday, 21 November 2009
.... and so economical......
Wednesday, 18 November 2009
Aren’t diesels wonderful
I can’t believe how good diesel engines are these days compared to petrol ones. I’ve done almost 400 miles since filling up and used about 3/4 of a tank and still got 162 miles till refill according to the display. Averaged 59.8 mpg, I’d be filling up again in the Astra and that has 10 litres more in the tank (52 against 42) WONDERFUL!
Sunday, 15 November 2009
Fusion-confusion
Picked up my new car yesterday, 1600TDCi Ford Fusion Zetec Climate. When I first sat in it I suddenly thought to myself that I’d made a big mistake buying it. The driver’s seat felt really hard and small, I felt like Wiley Coyote when he’s on the edge of the cliff and he knows he’s about 1/100th of a second from falling into the chasm. I then adjusted the seat from bolt upright and resting my chin on the top of the steering wheel to something nearer normal for me and then went for a test drive. I have to say the more I drive it the better it gets. I’ve managed to hook my mobile to the Bluetooth radio and found a connecter for my MP3 player, so all is hunky dory at the mo.
Thursday, 12 November 2009
Life goes on........
Wednesday, 4 November 2009
Ohhhhh joy!
I’ve just been given an early birthday present by one of the admin girls at work. \Just the sort of thing I can use at work during discussions with the boss, it’s a cup …….. on the side is written ”I’m trying to see things from your point of view……..but I can’t stick my head up my arse far enough” WONDERFUL Mandy Thanks! lmao
Tuesday, 27 October 2009
Common Sense 0. Brown Nosers 1.
I do not believe it! I think that phrase fits nicely here. We are in desperate need of an experienced Operations Manager, the applicant description was very specific, IT literate etc etc, plenty of applicants are narrowed down to three……… who get’s the job? Well he doesn’t have BASIC IT skills, he’s as arrogant as hell(just because he’s in the Guinness Book of Records as the first six figure(£100,000) goalkeeper in the English First Division) and spends his days off, taking top management for cups of coffee. I wonder if the bosses know about his sexual harassment of one of the admin girls? Yes being an ex professional footballer he thinks women are just dying to be with him. I can prove these accusations so am I safe? Hmmm………
Monday, 19 October 2009
Change needed!
I need a new job! Don’t get paid enough to take phone calls at home on my rest days only to find out it’s work and getting a bollocking over the phone, let’s hope the recession is over soon!
Monday, 5 October 2009
Isn't it good to be back...it is isn't it?
On a lighter note ...... gas filled balloons!
Tuesday, 29 September 2009
Life goes on.... and on...... and.....
Saturday, 26 September 2009
I want to make a complaint!.........
Tuesday, 22 September 2009
Have a good timmmmmeeeee.............................................................
Saturday, 19 September 2009
Why don't you do one?...........
Friday, 18 September 2009
Home again................
Tuesday, 15 September 2009
Not the welcome I was expecting…….
Well here I am at last in ‘sunny’ Bristol, where the sun is NOT shining, not the welcome I was expecting! Arrived here about lunch time on Sunday after a very pleasant steady drive down from Sunderland at a sedately sixty mph. The journey itself passed quite quickly and was not unpleasant, due mainly to the lack of speed restrictions and traffic, the weather was also great all the way down, no rain.
Pleasantly surprised the hotel staff remember me from the last visit back in June (and they had smiles on their faces) so it seems I am welcome again. No rude awakening at 6 am by the brewery delivery this morning which was wonderful, last time I thought the world was coming to an end and Pauline nearly came to her end with the noise they made.
I called to see my niece yesterday as arranged with her but couldn’t get an answer, luckily my son and his family returned early from their long weekend away so I spent most of the day with them instead. I suppose I’d better go and see my nemesis of a niece, Claire today as I didn’t get to see her last time and I did sort of promise this time I would call round. I still have to find time to see my younger brother and a few others before returning back ‘up north’ on Thursday. I don’t know if I’ll manage it all.
Thursday, 10 September 2009
Holiday!holiday!holiday time!
Today marks the start of my annual summer holiday, where do I have to spend half of it? That’s right at work! why? you may ask yourself. I’ll tell you why, because of a jumped up twit who thinks and is acting like he is the next car park manager. Haven’t got the heart to tell him who is …. yes I already know and he’ll be great , strict but fair. Sent the LOM an email telling him what I thought and received a reply today, was a bit officious but gave me a pat on the back and said as I’m the CPC holder then what I say has to be implemented, so some power at last lolol. Off to Bristol for 5 days on Sunday …….. will be great to get back home. Sunderland is good but Bristol is where my heart is and always will be……. yes I do get a bit homesick at times.
Wednesday, 2 September 2009
Hope it’s now settled
Well after a mate went to see our ex boss and bumped into his son I’m hoping my financial ‘incident’ of a couple of weeks ago may be finally sorted out. He was given a few words of advice and now has the details he needs to put the money straight back into my account, so fingers crossed he keeps his side of the bargain, if not, I don’t want to be there when Chris (my friend) calls to see him again. We are still waiting to find out who our new boss will be, a couple of people have been ‘promoting’ themselves but neither of them have the intelligence to carry the job. Roll on 9th Sept, I can start my TWENTY days off…………. luvverly
Monday, 31 August 2009
Holiday schmoliday………
Well another Bank Holiday being worked for flat time, annualised hours ? con job they mean. I still say that they are breaking the law my contract of employment STILL states I get DOUBLE TIME for public holidays but since the introduction of the 28 day holiday thing for Mon-Fri pen pushers so they don’t lose out on their 20 days holiday at these times we lose money! Who’s pinched the sun again? never seen such a black sky, unless it’s late and I’m late going to work! Oh no it’s only 16:06 so that’s ok. Last one tonight then 4 lovely days off, followed by 4 dayshifts and then 20 days off YEEEHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Friday, 28 August 2009
and the story goes on……….
Unknown to me Pauline has told her son in law about what’s been going on and he is not happy about it and has told certain family members who are the sort you do not want to meet in a dark alley. Yes, they are well known to the local constabulary. I think a 20 year old from Craw Crook may get a nasty surprise one evening when he’s drinking on the Quayside in Newcastle.
Well it’s a long story………….
The last couple of weeks have been very trying. Due to a stupid error of judgement I did something totally out of character that even surprised me and it nearly cost me a lot more than the £700 it has. At the end of July a work colleague was desperately trying to hire a car to go down to Leeds General to see a friend who is on life support after a massive asthma attack. After assuring me it was only to allow him to get a car and he would pay for it in cash when he returns it, I used my debit card details to get the car. When the car was returned, he then unknown to me rented a further vehicle using my details. Now all would have been okay if, in the meantime he hadn’t been caught dipping into the ‘till’. Before he could return the second car he was suspended and not allowed within the airport site, so could not return it himself. Several days later he gets a mate to take the vehicle back. On the 18/08/09 another friend who had put his name down as the main driver (he did actually use the cars) get’s a bill from Avis Car Rental for £771.34. To cut a long story short, I’ve been trying to get my money back but it looks unlikely, though Nationwide have given me a dispute form to fill in so maybe I’ll get some back who knows?. On the bright side I’ve had news of my Unilever pension and it starts in November
Monday, 17 August 2009
Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
I am at work when a get a call from Pauline “ I’ve bought you an early birthday present!…….. Wii Sports Resort” What she meant was she wanted it and buying it for me gave her the excuse. Anyway I tried it last night, it does seem quicker to respond than other Wii games and I was reasonably impressed……… then I tried the table tennis. WOW! it’s brilliant you can spin the ball and everything……. well impressed.
Thursday, 6 August 2009
Hmmm a VERY strange day………
Something is definitely going down at work, I’ve seen more of the 2 top bosses this afternoon than I’ve seen in the 7 years I’ve worked at the airport. Airport police coming in and taking statements from the admin staff, my immediate boss using the intercom and pretending to be just another visitor to see the top boss. To cap it all the Business Systems Development guy tells us he is now based in our offices at the car park, I think it’s all change time again.
Friday, 24 July 2009
FRIDAY????
Yes it’s Friday already, jezz this year is flashing by. I’ve ‘spoken’ a few times with my son on messenger recently but since his ‘apple-mac’ went bang he doesn’t seem to keep the connection that long. The last four days at work were a bit stressful but went along quite nicely. Shame I’m on nights next week I’m going to miss out on a freebie down to Birmingham and Luton airports, not very exciting I know but it would have been a day’s skive. Supposed to be the Sunderland Air Show tomorrow and Sunday so I hope the weather stays clear as we get most of the planes flying within site of our house on their way towards the display area.
Thursday, 16 July 2009
Rain rain go away…………
Another blistering hot sunny day in S………………..audi Arabia. It must be cus it’s ‘cats & dogs’ here! poodles all over the place. I’m not saying it’s raining hard but I can just about see across the road. And Pauline’s gone to work again and left me to fend for myself…… ooouuuuuu thunder!
Well (hand touching wood) it seems that our Internet problem has been solved ………… it’s still on 48 hours after the engineer called and no disconnections whoooohoooo!
Tuesday, 14 July 2009
Fingers crossed……..
The Virgin engineer has just left after calling about our internet problem. He thinks he’s sorted the problem but he couldn’t see anything that was really wrong in the first place. He’s renewed the connections outside and you can see the difference in the tele picture.
On the weight front things are going well, I’ve lost about ten pounds in about twelve days. All I’m really doing is eating more and drinking over two litres of water a day, maybe I should clarify the eating more. That is I’m eating smaller portions more often.
The last couple of nights at work have been really strange, not the usual manic Sunday and Monday. Everybody has been smiling and CALM which is most unusual, still it makes life a lot easier and no reports to write out :-)
Saturday, 11 July 2009
Not a bad week……
Well my eldest grandson was two on the 9th July, unfortunately I didn’t get to see him and wish him happy birthday. I could’ve used the land line I suppose but I was hoping to make a skype call but we are experiencing some problems with our new Internet connection. We were having problems with our Internet back in June, Virgin said it was because the set top box couldn’t handle the new 10meg speed and we would need a separate modem. We get one fitted and had a connection for two hours, since then, it’s on, it’s off, it’s back on again, NO! it’s off again. We’ve phoned and complained and now have an engineer calling on Monday or Tuesday between 4 and 7 pm.
On a LIGHTER note, I have lost six pounds in weight since 4th July and all I’ve really done is eat more often but smaller portions and drank at least 2 litres of water a day. So a good start to my 2 year plan so far, as I’m only aiming for a pound a week. It’s going to be a complete change of life style for me, I haven’t had any chocolate for a couple of weeks and surprise, I’m not missing it either. Some other pleasant news hit my ears the other day, my ‘adopted son’ (LOL) Nick and his wife Nic are expecting their first nic-nic! I wish them both the best! or should that be the three of them? Finally…… I got my full CPC certificate through the post this morning, so I’m now officially CERTIFIED!
Tuesday, 7 July 2009
SUMMER?
What a change in the weather, I’ve never seen anything like it. Lightning streaks so low you can see it AND hear it sizzle across the sky and then BOOOOOMMMMM the thunder! All the cameras and equipment luckily keep working, none of it is affected by the EMP. A chap from Air Traffic Control was struck by lightning but luckily is not seriously hurt, something to do with the special design of the Control Tower.
We had a very stressful time just before the weather changed. A problem occurred with one of the payment machines, It suddenly started adding random amounts to some charges when people used credit cards to pay. The ACS engineer came and sorted out the problem or so he thought, every ticket was being rejected at all the machines. We had to shut down all the payment machines and download the tariffs from scratch and do it one at a time, for over 2 hours we had to take cash from people and then manually raise the barriers to let people out. I think it cost the airport a lot of money.
Thursday, 2 July 2009
Well I’ve decided it’s now time……….
I’ve decided the time has come to finally do something about my general health and well being. Starting tomorrow out go the biccies, chocs, cakes etcetera and in comes healthy eating and exercise. We have a fully equipped gym over at the fire station at work, I will be able to use it as when I like once going through an induction course on the equipment. Most probably it will be an hour before my first and last nightshifts and an hour after my first and last dayshifts. I think that is plenty to go on with given my unfit state and I can build up more time/intensity as I get fitter. They have a PI on every shift so I can ask about a controlled fitness programme. I’m going to give myself about 2 years to get where I want to be, given my overall health and state of fitness I think that is about right. I am going to try my hardest and have set myself some goals which I feel I should reasonably reach in the time span. I am aiming to lose a pound a week any more than this is a welcome bonus, I just hope I can stay motivated that long.
Saturday, 27 June 2009
County Durham weather……..
Typical! have a lovely sunny time in Bristol ….come home to one sunny day ….one rainy day……one foggy day….probably tomorrow will be bright sunshine because I’m at work for one night
Thursday, 25 June 2009
A good time was……………….
Well I had a great stay in Bristol…….the weather was wonderful……the hotel great…… and very nice to see my kids again….. went to a few spots I hadn’t been to for years namely Portishead, Clevedon and Blaise Castle…… saw both of my 2 new grandchildren (Isabel and Noah)and took Thomas (the eldest, nearly two) to Kingswood Park for an hour or three to give his mum a break…… he was really very well behaved and I think he enjoyed himself….. he does a MEAN gimme five! Had to make sure Pauline or Gemma didn’t hide Isabel in their bags to take her home… she’s such a cutie!
Noah was his usual ‘big’ self…… he’s not very well after having his first lot of immunisations…. he’s going to be a real bonny lad….I think Catherine would like a couple of hours to herself as well….. The worst thing was the journey home…..bits of the motorway were closed without any warning(M32 Westbound slip onto M4) and diversions taking you miles out of the way then when you were on the motorway 50 mph restrictions …..it took over 6 hours to do what is normally a 4 1/2 hour journey.
AND FINALLY ……The Bowl Inn at Lower Almondsbury was fantastic……. had a pint called ‘OLD ROSIE’ in honour of my mum…….lovely stuff ABV of 7.5
Monday, 22 June 2009
Isn't life great!...........
.... been to Portishead and Clevedon today and shown Pauline around, we could see Wales from the coast and she asked if we could go over there when we come down in September..... We are staying at the Bowl Inn a lovely little place and not too expensive...... fantastic breakfart this morning too and they've got free WiFi connection...............
Monday, 15 June 2009
Hmmmmmm............
Friday, 5 June 2009
a good week was had by ..........
Sunday, 31 May 2009
BOOORRRRIIINNNGGG????
Friday, 29 May 2009
another week flashes by.............
Thursday, 21 May 2009
All's quiet on the north eastern front.......
Wednesday, 13 May 2009
will men EVER understand women fully?
Tuesday, 12 May 2009
how to upset your boss..........
Wednesday, 6 May 2009
A good time was had by all .......... mostly!
Wednesday, 29 April 2009
PHEW!!!!!............................................
Tuesday, 28 April 2009
03:30am and I'm still hyper
Tuesday, 14 April 2009
such is life............
Sunday, 5 April 2009
When 'Sorry for the inconvenience' just aint enough!
we haven't received the faulty one.......NO YOU MUPPETS the replacements arrived 2 days before the faulty one was due to be collected.