The thoughts and musings of the little short not so fat now,ugly twit in the corner.
Saturday, 21 November 2009
.... and so economical......
Wednesday, 18 November 2009
Aren’t diesels wonderful
I can’t believe how good diesel engines are these days compared to petrol ones. I’ve done almost 400 miles since filling up and used about 3/4 of a tank and still got 162 miles till refill according to the display. Averaged 59.8 mpg, I’d be filling up again in the Astra and that has 10 litres more in the tank (52 against 42) WONDERFUL!
Sunday, 15 November 2009
Fusion-confusion
Picked up my new car yesterday, 1600TDCi Ford Fusion Zetec Climate. When I first sat in it I suddenly thought to myself that I’d made a big mistake buying it. The driver’s seat felt really hard and small, I felt like Wiley Coyote when he’s on the edge of the cliff and he knows he’s about 1/100th of a second from falling into the chasm. I then adjusted the seat from bolt upright and resting my chin on the top of the steering wheel to something nearer normal for me and then went for a test drive. I have to say the more I drive it the better it gets. I’ve managed to hook my mobile to the Bluetooth radio and found a connecter for my MP3 player, so all is hunky dory at the mo.
Thursday, 12 November 2009
Life goes on........
Wednesday, 4 November 2009
Ohhhhh joy!
I’ve just been given an early birthday present by one of the admin girls at work. \Just the sort of thing I can use at work during discussions with the boss, it’s a cup …….. on the side is written ”I’m trying to see things from your point of view……..but I can’t stick my head up my arse far enough” WONDERFUL Mandy Thanks! lmao
Tuesday, 27 October 2009
Common Sense 0. Brown Nosers 1.
I do not believe it! I think that phrase fits nicely here. We are in desperate need of an experienced Operations Manager, the applicant description was very specific, IT literate etc etc, plenty of applicants are narrowed down to three……… who get’s the job? Well he doesn’t have BASIC IT skills, he’s as arrogant as hell(just because he’s in the Guinness Book of Records as the first six figure(£100,000) goalkeeper in the English First Division) and spends his days off, taking top management for cups of coffee. I wonder if the bosses know about his sexual harassment of one of the admin girls? Yes being an ex professional footballer he thinks women are just dying to be with him. I can prove these accusations so am I safe? Hmmm………
Monday, 19 October 2009
Change needed!
I need a new job! Don’t get paid enough to take phone calls at home on my rest days only to find out it’s work and getting a bollocking over the phone, let’s hope the recession is over soon!
Monday, 5 October 2009
Isn't it good to be back...it is isn't it?
On a lighter note ...... gas filled balloons!
